did you have a good day today?

kisu-no-hi: didney-worl-no-uta: admiralrainbow: rirygoesrawr: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:19:08 -0400

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

Can they do the same with period pains so they would finally understand we don’t exaggerate that either?

deanlovescasandpie: too-much-fandom: amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:08:57 -0400

deanlovescasandpie:

too-much-fandom:

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

Put a mother on the roof and set it on fire

GET OUT

oswinstark: labellelunaclaire: willbearmatthewgraygublersbabies...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:56:36 -0400

oswinstark:

labellelunaclaire:

willbearmatthewgraygublersbabies:

gerrybaboona:

plushturtle:

ravenclawesome:

forcatladies:

The most efficient and “no fucking way” inducing apartment

Fuck

this is so fucking cool I want it

OMG

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING REVOLUTIONARY

Wow. That’s is so fucking amazing. I hate small living spaces, but I would live there.

Already been done a few years ago by a man in Hong Kong.

amybouzagloofficial: fatass-mcnotits: amybouzagloofficial: nes...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:31:39 -0400

amybouzagloofficial:

fatass-mcnotits:

amybouzagloofficial:

ness-sensei:

Amy Bouzaglue

HAHA, OH SO FUNNY MAKING FUN OF MY NAME.WHOOP DE WHOOP. NICE PHOTOSHOPPING YOU GOT THERE. WHAT IF I CALLED YOU “GIRL WHO HAS NO TALENT AND ABILITIES MAKING A DOLLAR FIFTY EACH HOUR. THATS WHAT I WOULD PAY YOU IF YOU WORKED AT MY RESTAURANT. NO LIFE WASTING HER LIFE ON THE INTERNET MAKING FUN OF A SUCCESSFUL PERSON WHO HAS A GOOD BUSINESS AND GOOD FOOD.” YOU LITTLE SHITS NEED TO STOP AND PISS OFF.

you alright there amy

you need a glass of water or something

NO MAYBE YOU NEED A GLASS. HOW ABOUT A GLASS OF SHARDS OF GLASS?

connected-to-harley: Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:30:17 -0400

connected-to-harley:

Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like

i don’t like to be handed things

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:27:19 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:26:27 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:23:49 -0400

roxys-ass: johnscowlick: what have i done You made a vagina...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:22:54 -0400

roxys-ass:

johnscowlick:

what have i done

You made a vagina that licks you back

chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:22:19 -0400

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

running upstairs

running downstairs

running

stoked on life

scared

walking through my house in the dark

bored

boobs

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:21:37 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:20:37 -0400

therealeovaldez: nicotinebatch: Congratulations, your...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:32:49 -0400

therealeovaldez:

nicotinebatch:

Congratulations, your dashboard is now a TARDIS

YES

i8urpenguin: HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:32:27 -0400

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

sarah531: Whovengers Fury = The Doctor: Both look after their...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:31:59 -0400

sarah531:

Whovengers

Fury = The Doctor: Both look after their bands of misfits, and defend the Earth.
Tony = Jack: International/intergalactic playboys willing to die for the greater good. Many times over in Jack’s case.
Steve = Martha: Underdogs who became heroes, fighting tyrants for freedom and justice.
Bruce = Donna: Both forced to embrace a personality they didn’t want. The only difference is, Donna no longer remembers what it was like to be fully her.
Natasha = Amy: Both badass redheads with pasts they tend to run from.
Clint = Rory: Soldier types who always come as a package deal with their badass redhead.
Phil = Mickey: Both The Man In Havana, both eventually drawn to Big Fucking Guns.
Maria = River: The capable second-in-command.
Thor = Rose: Both channel godlike powers (that they had to prove themselves worthy of.) Also, both blonde.
Loki = The Master: These two would get on like a house on fire…no survivors.

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:29:56 -0400

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

We need 5,000,000 signatures

i know there’s enough bloggers out there

hell sign twice using different emails.

bartyjoonyah: You know, I think I’m more excited for the David and Matt clip than I am for the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:52:51 -0400

bartyjoonyah:

You know, I think I’m more excited for the David and Matt clip than I am for the actual DW finale.

hipssway-lipslie: obviously-bored: gosiowo: painstiels: [AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:51:10 -0400

hipssway-lipslie:

obviously-bored:

gosiowo:

painstiels:

[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]

I’m so sorry.

quick, Leo, catch one

shampood: my sisters a huge pothead and today her freind came over and was like “yo pass me some of...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:50:35 -0400

shampood:

my sisters a huge pothead and today her freind came over and was like “yo pass me some of that dank weed” and my sisters like “no its mine” AND THEN HER FREIND GOES “god damn i didnt ask for your dank greed” AND IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:50:17 -0400

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack